Gemma And Jessica

The Truth Behind The Myth

The true identity of the Gemma and Jessica, the naked American schoolgirls who signed our guestbook has finally been revealed.

Is This Gemma and Jessica ?

Gemma ?Jessica ?

Of course it's not ! Unfortunately, far from being lovely young beauties, they are a couple of sad old gits.

Presenting The Real Gemma and Jessica ...

Gemma/GraemeJessica/Jeff

Gemma and Jessica, otherwise know as Graeme, our drummer, and Jeff, his mate, thought it would be fun to dial into the website while on holiday in Bermuda and indulge in a bit of jiggery-pokery.

Unfortunately, Jeff made the mistake of admitting everything while drunk and now these pictures are published as punishment.

Thanks to F.C. Crabsticks for the photos