Graeme Swaddle - Drums

Buy him a Guiness

Graeme is a proper musician. He also plays with Blue Apple Boy who are a real band with CD's out and stuff. He put's the rest of the band to shame.

Unfortunately, Graeme has a secret second life which he tries to hide from the rest of the world. You can read all about his exploits in the sordid world of five-a-side football here.